Buy me a tire ... Draw me a goat

A friend of mine had the following away message a few weeks ago ... "Buy me a tire". Not one to leave such an unusual command alone, I responded with ... "Draw me a goat". (Yeah I am strange, but replying to people's unusual away messages is a kind of past time of mine) The friend, not to be outdone, emailed me the following ...

To which, the only natural and honest reply was ...

Its a slow morning back at work after the holidays ... what more did you expect?