The Chaz Effect

Definition: a singularity in time and space where all matter that one can deem classified as food is erased from existence without warning

Notes: The occurrence has most often been sighted in or around the area of Dayton, Ohio in recent years ... although it has reeked havoc on local food supplies all over the world at various points in time. Historians believe the phenomena was first observed sometime in the mid 1980's.

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